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Trying to Create the Frankenstein Monster of Love

Today’s guest post is written by Dennis Hong. A man comes across a genie who grants him any wish he wants. He thinks for a second and says, “okay, I want a woman who’s great in bed, a woman who can cook, and a woman who can clean.” “Yes, master. And will there be anything […]

I Made a Girl Cry on the First Date

Today’s guest post is written by Dennis Hong. If you had to sum up your worst date ever in one sentence, what would it be? Here’s mine: I once made a girl cry on the first date. How does one accomplish this exhilarating feat, you ask? Let me tells ya…. My first date with “Monica” […]

Sex, Lies & Dating… in a slightly sunnier city

Hello, there. Yes, you. The one reading this and wondering who the hell is posting this…. My name is Dennis, and I live in San Diego. You’ve probably heard by now that Simone is taking a temporary hiatus from this blog. Well, I’m subbing in for the time being. And in case you’re wondering how […]
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Be Back When I’m Back

I’ve been pretty damn scarce lately. Here, on twitter, fb, email (yes, I might just owe you an email). And I’m really tired of telling you all that I’ve got “health stuff” going on. So I figured I’d tell you an almost funny and completely true story from the past few weeks. One that seems […]

WTF Bad Date?

I walk in and he’s there early.  Good start. For a while things are OK-ish. Truth is, I wasn’t really feeling much of anything. We met ages ago and couldn’t remember much about the guy. Just a few random biographical details. Anyway, things are going OK when all of a sudden things start getting weird. […]